








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5930 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3137 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2911 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3869 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,397,654 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 610 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davrho//C\\ | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | SH4FT | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | el bercho | 56% | 144 |
| #4 | Barid Fang | 53% | 92 |
| #5 | ParisInNiggas | 51% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davrho//C\\ | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | SH4FT | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | el bercho | 56% | 144 |
| #4 | Barid Fang | 53% | 92 |
| #5 | ParisInNiggas | 51% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ParisInNiggas | 20 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | el bercho | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Barid Fang | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | SH4FT | 8 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | Davrho//C\\ | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ParisInNiggas | 679 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #2 | el bercho | 439 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | Barid Fang | 312 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | SH4FT | 302 | 0.34 | 9 min |
| #5 | Davrho//C\\ | 198 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davrho//C\\ | +2.66 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | ADHDplay lörris | +1.82 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | Barid Fang | +1.27 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | el bercho | +0.24 | 62 | 71 |
| #5 | SH4FT | +0.13 | 30 | 72 |





