








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 696 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3929 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3509 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5123 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2568 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,665,611 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 658 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T o s i c | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Jauchi | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | thandr_storm | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | m4ks :))) | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | mTK - twitch.tv/0mtk | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jauchi | 599 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | T o s i c | 329 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | m4ks :))) | 185 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | mTK - twitch.tv/0mtk | 153 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | ✮ Hackerman | 151 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRiicE | +2.30 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | ☂ OneSlin | +1.73 | 96 | 44 |
| #3 | m4ks :))) | +0.68 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | Jauchi | +0.23 | 84 | 69 |
| #5 | ✮ Hackerman | +0.17 | 73 | 57 |





