








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1524 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,064 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3860 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2932 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1404 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1868 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $317,500 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awarlinga c(: | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | dav1dG♛ | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | vladimiroff | 66% | 29 |
| #4 | слава белой расе | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | Оливие Шампен | 58% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Оливие Шампен | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | tanko 1 | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | raTex | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | слава белой расе | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | dav1dG♛ | 2 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Оливие Шампен | 162 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | tanko 1 | 160 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | vladimiroff | 147 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | слава белой расе | 127 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | vld$$$$ | 112 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | слава белой расе | +3.31 | 71 | 74 |
| #2 | dav1dG♛ | +1.83 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | Оливие Шампен | +1.72 | 59 | 56 |
| #4 | vld$$$$ | +1.37 | 57 | 84 |
| #5 | tanko 1 | +1.29 | 50 | 69 |





