








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2555 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1973 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1819 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1969 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $424,682 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andyy | 69% | 62 |
| #2 | SoyTroy | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | Wheeler | 63% | 65 |
| #4 | kyrox | 63% | 40 |
| #5 | d4j1N | 61% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d4j1N | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Andyy | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | P-Kone | 4 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | Wheeler | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | $Ratbusta$ | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rojo | 323 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | Andyy | 307 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #3 | d4j1N | 192 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | kyrox | 187 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #5 | Wheeler | 155 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnacKZ1 | +3.06 | 87 | 75 |
| #2 | d4j1N | +2.94 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | Andyy | +2.68 | 88 | 56 |
| #4 | $Ratbusta$ | +2.37 | 88 | 66 |
| #5 | kyrox | +1.80 | 85 | 77 |





