








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1183 | 39% |
| Smokes | 599 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 681 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 532 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $164,229 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | SPLUX | 67% | 18 |
| #12 | SnacKZ1 | 59% | 22 |
| #13 | Rojo | 57% | 7 |
| #14 | Ibobaba36 | 50% | 6 |
| #15 | xeroxyyy *DSMedia | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d4j1N | +5.22 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | Andyy | +2.55 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | NZyyy* ♥M | +2.34 | 92 | 48 |
| #4 | $Ratbusta$ | +2.01 | 90 | 69 |
| #5 | Wheeler | +1.72 | 83 | 60 |





