








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 586 | 36% |
| Smokes | 279 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 573 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 211 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $117,098 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Russamang | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | strat | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | 𝙆𝙧𝙚𝙯 | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | ℂ𝕄𝕊 | Femiman | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | Nine | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dswowwow44 | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | ℂ𝕄𝕊 | Femiman | 5 | 0.0180 |
| #3 | Nine | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Voidz | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Russamang | 75 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | Nine | 72 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | dswowwow44 | 48 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bubasnasty | 8 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | ℂ𝕄𝕊 | Femiman | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Russamang | +7.10 | 64 | 65 |
| #2 | Nine | +4.87 | 59 | 67 |
| #3 | aNoodleyApndage | +2.95 | 44 | 65 |
| #4 | strat | +2.13 | 46 | 46 |
| #5 | Voidz | +2.02 | 80 | 10 |





