








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5720 | 42% |
| Smokes | 3039 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1751 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3068 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $562,455 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boo! | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | tiny baby | 65% | 89 |
| #3 | New Year New Toad | 42% | 91 |
| #4 | Nite of Lite | 39% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boo! | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | tiny baby | 65% | 89 |
| #3 | New Year New Toad | 42% | 91 |
| #4 | Nite of Lite | 39% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boo! | 7 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | tiny baby | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Nite of Lite | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | New Year New Toad | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tiny baby | 369 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | Nite of Lite | 302 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | boo! | 104 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | New Year New Toad | 57 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tiny baby | +9.15 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | boo! | +8.36 | 90 | 58 |
| #3 | Donder | +1.47 | 58 | 62 |
| #4 | Nite of Lite | -4.05 | 26 | 47 |
| #5 | New Year New Toad | -4.71 | 29 | 45 |





