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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 905 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1890 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1785 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 953 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $354,282 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donder | 42% | 91 |
| #2 | Nite of Lite | 41% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donder | 42% | 91 |
| #2 | Nite of Lite | 41% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donder | 11 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Nite of Lite | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donder | 467 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #2 | Nite of Lite | 356 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donder | +4.71 | 60 | 66 |
| #2 | Nite of Lite | -2.04 | 29 | 52 |
| #3 | New Year New Toad | -3.31 | 37 | 46 |





