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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1732 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2371 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2170 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1900 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,259,870 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 674 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fncy | 63% | 112 |
| #2 | Jeffery_z | 61% | 76 |
| #3 | ♛Flax^ | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | H4ZY | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | Zeve | 50% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeffery_z | +5.50 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | fncy | +4.78 | 86 | 54 |
| #3 | ♛Flax^ | +2.64 | 84 | 37 |
| #4 | Zeve | +0.24 | 58 | 51 |
| #5 | flatts | -0.17 | 72 | 48 |





