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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 401 | 24% |
| Smokes | 371 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 609 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 274 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $309,215 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeffery_z | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | fncy | 88% | 8 |
| #3 | Zeve | 54% | 65 |
| #4 | flatts | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | Not Gungpae | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeve | 9 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | flatts | 7 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | dare | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | fncy | 1 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dare | 241 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #2 | Zeve | 201 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | flatts | 72 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Not Gungpae | 38 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | ♛Flax^ | 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fncy | +9.40 | 87 | 51 |
| #2 | Jeffery_z | +9.23 | 79 | 75 |
| #3 | dare | +2.81 | 69 | 74 |
| #4 | flatts | +0.64 | 75 | 50 |
| #5 | ♛Flax^ | +0.38 | 79 | 31 |





