








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,747 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1587 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1738 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3637 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2785 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,048,346 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoonMoon | 53% | 335 |
| #2 | Branx | 53% | 355 |
| #3 | ❤️ Give dog push🐕 ❤ | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | MrSprayNpray | 51% | 282 |
| #5 | Angugu | 51% | 433 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ❤️ Give dog push🐕 ❤ | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | MrSprayNpray | 51% | 282 |
| #5 | Angugu | 51% | 433 |
| #6 | ℋ︎öṩƬȏŇ⊣︎⊢︎♏ | 47% | 130 |
| #7 | King | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoonMoon | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Branx | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | MrSprayNpray | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Angugu | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | ℋ︎öṩƬȏŇ⊣︎⊢︎♏ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angugu | 1086 | 0.12 | 29 min |
| #2 | MoonMoon | 240 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #3 | Branx | 234 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #4 | ℋ︎öṩƬȏŇ⊣︎⊢︎♏ | 123 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | ❤️ Give dog push🐕 ❤ | 113 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Branx | +2.67 | 61 | 36 |
| #2 | Angugu | +0.80 | 51 | 58 |
| #3 | MrSprayNpray | +0.78 | 39 | 29 |
| #4 | MoonMoon | +0.09 | 53 | 30 |
| #5 | ℋ︎öṩƬȏŇ⊣︎⊢︎♏ | +0.06 | 42 | 59 |





