








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2001 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1777 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2054 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1876 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $291,231 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoonMoon | 51% | 146 |
| #2 | Angugu | 50% | 211 |
| #3 | Branx | 48% | 212 |
| #4 | Jinxy⛟♿ | 47% | 130 |
| #5 | MrSprayNpray | 45% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jinxy⛟♿ | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | MrSprayNpray | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Branx | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | MoonMoon | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Angugu | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angugu | 491 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | MoonMoon | 87 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jinxy⛟♿ | 85 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | King | 69 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Branx | 66 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Branx | +2.91 | 69 | 36 |
| #2 | ℋ︎öṩƬȏŇ⊣︎⊢︎♏ | +0.41 | 43 | 61 |
| #3 | MoonMoon | -0.15 | 51 | 26 |
| #4 | Angugu | -0.52 | 44 | 56 |
| #5 | MrSprayNpray | -0.71 | 29 | 32 |





