








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,219 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 370 | 17% |
| Smokes | 787 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 309 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 753 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $368,138 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meowmeowmeowmrow | 100% | 7 |
| #2 | Ice in veins | 70% | 20 |
| #3 | RGAR | 69% | 45 |
| #4 | Malevolent Kitchen | 67% | 52 |
| #5 | Dafish | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RGAR | 69% | 45 |
| #4 | Malevolent Kitchen | 67% | 52 |
| #5 | Dafish | 67% | 12 |
| #6 | Tiffany | 64% | 25 |
| #7 | HoHo | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Malevolent Kitchen | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Tiffany | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RGAR | 144 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Malevolent Kitchen | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | HoHo | 68 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ice in veins | 40 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tiffany | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ice in veins | +4.19 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | RGAR | +3.58 | 84 | 56 |
| #3 | Malevolent Kitchen | +2.26 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | Dafish | +1.73 | 82 | 67 |
| #5 | HoHo | +1.58 | 85 | 71 |





