








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 853 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




130 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3186 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2539 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1834 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1554 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $665,724 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valukka | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | kotrmelec- | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | EBINITES | 51% | 83 |
| #4 | BOT 𝙎𝙀𝙈𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙕 | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | Olen_paska | 36% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | kotrmelec- | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | EBINITES | 51% | 83 |
| #4 | BOT 𝙎𝙀𝙈𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙕 | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | Olen_paska | 36% | 39 |
| #6 | PerdeZz | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EBINITES | 35 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | Olen_paska | 23 | 0.0337 |
| #3 | kotrmelec- | 15 | 0.0172 |
| #4 | PerdeZz | 7 | 0.0184 |
| #5 | valukka | 4 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EBINITES | 292 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | kotrmelec- | 166 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | PerdeZz | 122 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| #4 | valukka | 115 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | BOT 𝙎𝙀𝙈𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙕 | 78 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mitjaﱞﱞﱞ | +1.84 | 76 | 52 |
| #2 | kotrmelec- | +1.07 | 66 | 59 |
| #3 | PerdeZz | +0.85 | 60 | 55 |
| #4 | Olen_paska | +0.71 | 33 | 18 |
| #5 | valukka | +0.38 | 65 | 61 |





