








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 549 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 141 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5540 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3680 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 6255 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6718 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,884,571 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 640 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iKERj- | 17 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Ivek | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | mttxinho- | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | d1NO | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | KRT™Raqizio | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iKERj- | 883 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #2 | mttxinho- | 613 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | Ivek | 502 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | KRT™Raqizio | 374 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | Gia | 293 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iKERj- | +1.34 | 75 | 73 |
| #2 | mttxinho- | +1.20 | 44 | 72 |
| #3 | nickz- | +0.67 | 78 | 56 |
| #4 | KRT™Raqizio | +0.47 | 71 | 72 |
| #5 | Ivek | -0.98 | 57 | 51 |





