








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,811 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1986 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1184 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3367 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1274 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,168,321 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KRT™Raqizio | 50% | 78 |
| #2 | Gia | 50% | 107 |
| #3 | mttxinho- | 49% | 75 |
| #4 | iKERj- | 49% | 274 |
| #5 | d1NO | 48% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iKERj- | 17 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | nickz- | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | d1NO | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | KRT™Raqizio | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Gia | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nickz- | 734 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | iKERj- | 611 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | mttxinho- | 230 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | d1NO | 208 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Gia | 199 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mttxinho- | +2.03 | 44 | 72 |
| #2 | iKERj- | +1.29 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | nickz- | +0.66 | 80 | 57 |
| #4 | KRT™Raqizio | +0.57 | 73 | 73 |
| #5 | d1NO | -0.79 | 63 | 47 |





