








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1155 | 27% |
| Smokes | 777 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1218 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1097 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,055,352 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 494 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | General Razz | 60% | 65 |
| #5 | tkM^ ツ | 54% | 24 |
| #6 | Dean Winchester | 48% | 48 |
| #7 | swag patient 0 | 43% | 30 |
| #8 | Division | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swag patient 0 | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | General Razz | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | tkM^ ツ | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Division | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Zach | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dean Winchester | 196 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | General Razz | 143 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | tkM^ ツ | 138 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #4 | swag patient 0 | 88 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Division | 81 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | csgoaty | +3.62 | 93 | 35 |
| #2 | swag patient 0 | +2.28 | 74 | 52 |
| #3 | tkM^ ツ | +2.09 | 72 | 76 |
| #4 | Zach | +1.08 | 56 | 51 |
| #5 | Dean Winchester | +0.16 | 72 | 57 |





