








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 655 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,871 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1692 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2465 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1327 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2387 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,763,246 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | csgoaty | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | Zach | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | Division | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | LUK3 | 60% | 65 |
| #5 | swag patient 0 | 56% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | swag patient 0 | 56% | 77 |
| #6 | Dean Winchester | 55% | 38 |
| #7 | tkM^ ツ | 51% | 55 |
| #8 | Sir Fids | 46% | 72 |
| #9 | tigger | 41% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sir Fids | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | swag patient 0 | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | tkM^ ツ | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | tigger | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Division | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tkM^ ツ | 307 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | swag patient 0 | 245 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | LUK3 | 168 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sir Fids | 163 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Dean Winchester | 144 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swag patient 0 | +2.33 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | csgoaty | +1.91 | 93 | 25 |
| #3 | Sir Fids | +1.48 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | tkM^ ツ | +1.10 | 76 | 71 |
| #5 | General Razz | +0.22 | 65 | 52 |





