








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 543 matches | ||
| Faceit | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12772 | 40% |
| Smokes | 9936 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4707 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4226 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,591,974 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4446 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Division | 55% | 337 |
| #2 | Nigel #LOBOTOMYPEEK | 49% | 72 |
| #3 | LUK3 | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Division | 55% | 337 |
| #2 | Nigel #LOBOTOMYPEEK | 49% | 72 |
| #3 | LUK3 | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Division | 83 | 0.0121 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Division | 923 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #2 | Nigel #LOBOTOMYPEEK | 184 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | LUK3 | 118 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dean Winchester | +2.34 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | Nigel #LOBOTOMYPEEK | -0.30 | 58 | 64 |
| #3 | LUK3 | -0.34 | 58 | 48 |
| #4 | Division | -3.07 | 46 | 42 |





