








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 832 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 582 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 155 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6161 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6403 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8003 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5577 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4771 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,050,334 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 725 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zowizo | 63% | 54 |
| #2 | Gunner | 61% | 71 |
| #3 | meeban | 55% | 175 |
| #4 | Sıuuǝp | 53% | 320 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zowizo | 63% | 54 |
| #2 | Gunner | 61% | 71 |
| #3 | meeban | 55% | 175 |
| #4 | Sıuuǝp | 53% | 320 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sıuuǝp | 18 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | meeban | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | zowizo | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Gunner | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sıuuǝp | 694 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #2 | meeban | 611 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | Gunner | 383 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #4 | zowizo | 134 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meeban | +2.81 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | Gunner | +1.76 | 71 | 76 |
| #3 | zowizo | +1.19 | 76 | 78 |
| #4 | Sıuuǝp | +0.43 | 79 | 55 |
| #5 | Xell | -0.08 | 73 | 63 |





