








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5139 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4213 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3548 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2891 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $428,660 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frost | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | CrashedAce | 54% | 81 |
| #3 | mr pype | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | MAKTAVISH | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | Liquid | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frost | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | CrashedAce | 54% | 81 |
| #3 | mr pype | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | MAKTAVISH | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | Liquid | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr pype | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Liquid | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | CrashedAce | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Frost | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAKTAVISH | 257 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | CrashedAce | 223 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Liquid | 97 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | mr pype | 51 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Frost | 23 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr pype | +4.35 | 82 | 35 |
| #2 | CrashedAce | +0.89 | 58 | 71 |
| #3 | Frost | +0.47 | 47 | 33 |
| #4 | TRUCKER DADDY | +0.07 | 55 | 59 |
| #5 | MAKTAVISH | -1.49 | 55 | 44 |





