








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 136 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3590 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3208 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2849 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2972 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $494,395 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TOSI ISO T | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | moppi | 68% | 37 |
| #3 | WorstPlayerEurope | 64% | 36 |
| #4 | qoose | 61% | 18 |
| #5 | toni | 60% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Aquilon | 56% | 41 |
| #9 | jompu | 55% | 33 |
| #10 | Joona | 53% | 17 |
| #11 | laku | 51% | 43 |
| #12 | sutiseppo | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juhka | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | jompu | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | toni | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | moppi | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | WorstPlayerEurope | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aquilon | 195 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #2 | toni | 164 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | TUGIS | 122 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #4 | moppi | 120 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | jompu | 113 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jompu | +4.10 | 75 | 55 |
| #2 | moppi | +2.53 | 79 | 71 |
| #3 | Juhka | +2.45 | 69 | 50 |
| #4 | toni | +0.25 | 82 | 67 |
| #5 | TOSI ISO T | +0.23 | 50 | 65 |





