








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2908 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2876 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3505 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3534 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $912,924 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sniffaa | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | Häccine | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | Stolli | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | _shaws | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Tude | 49% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Guru | 48% | 152 |
| #7 | korkki™ | 47% | 149 |
| #8 | Sush11 | 47% | 109 |
| #9 | Tumpe | 42% | 24 |
| #10 | erska | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sush11 | 12 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | korkki™ | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Guru | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Tude | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | erska | 3 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | korkki™ | 789 | 0.25 | 23 min |
| #2 | Guru | 502 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Sush11 | 323 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | Tude | 262 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | sniffaa | 166 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sniffaa | +2.69 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | Guru | +1.71 | 71 | 70 |
| #3 | Sush11 | +1.22 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | Tumpe | +0.85 | 81 | 49 |
| #5 | korkki™ | +0.34 | 66 | 78 |





