








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 600 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2441 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1502 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1828 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2177 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,067,536 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NakZzi | 83% | 70 |
| #2 | Handumari | 81% | 42 |
| #3 | 깜놀햄찌 | 80% | 75 |
| #4 | 초코냥 | 78% | 23 |
| #5 | kan4deS | 78% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SharpObject44 | 7 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Pocat | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ✿𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒂 | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | YE_CHAN | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | NiFT666 | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pocat | 519 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | NiFT666 | 367 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | NakZzi | 277 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | Busan KennyS | 269 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #5 | Handumari | 268 | 0.35 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiFT666 | +4.00 | 92 | 73 |
| #2 | Pocat | +3.63 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | SharpObject44 | +2.96 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | 깜놀햄찌 | +2.56 | 77 | 56 |
| #5 | kan4deS | +2.09 | 86 | 69 |





