








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 601 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 614 matches | ||
| Wingman | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 148 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




144 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4024 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3382 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5979 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1700 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,023,859 of utility $251 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1851 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLACK MAN | 30 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Meck | 22 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | b0nde | 19 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Sm0keβ | 16 | 0.0170 |
| #5 | πΊππππβ‘ | 14 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b0nde | +2.06 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Meck | +1.53 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | BLACK MAN | +1.19 | 76 | 60 |
| #4 | πΊππππβ‘ | +0.64 | 66 | 39 |
| #5 | KEN | +0.38 | 65 | 68 |





