








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 988 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8114 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6859 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5804 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4447 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,571,669 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 633 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ freshh2k | 52% | 71 |
| #2 | Kurt Karlsson | 50% | 167 |
| #3 | KEN | 49% | 271 |
| #4 | Meck | 49% | 383 |
| #5 | b0nde | 49% | 572 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AG | 61 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | b0nde | 53 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Meck | 27 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | KEN | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Kurt Karlsson | 11 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b0nde | +1.92 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | ✪ freshh2k | +1.71 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | Meck | +1.00 | 71 | 61 |
| #4 | ☯ R£D | +0.50 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | BLACK MAN | +0.23 | 75 | 61 |





