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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2013 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 360 matches | ||
| Wingman | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 192 matches | ||
| Esplay | 44 matches | 1,363 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




134 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13171 | 35% |
| Smokes | 10838 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6798 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6913 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,735,088 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1581 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pretoxgod | +3.09 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | oweN | +1.98 | 73 | 41 |
| #3 | AG | +1.92 | 55 | 32 |
| #4 | Sm0ke✞ | +0.57 | 70 | 65 |
| #5 | sneaky20 | -0.33 | 40 | 52 |





