








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1256 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1797 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2149 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1718 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $580,667 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rimpac | 6 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | Rimpel pik 3 | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | pixeaL | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Th✪mSoN | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Evvox | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th✪mSoN | 169 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | Rimpac | 107 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Evvox | 103 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Aimiroan™ | 86 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | pixeaL | 82 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bossi | +2.68 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | Aimiroan™ | +2.00 | 68 | 66 |
| #3 | pixeaL | +0.72 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | Evvox | -0.35 | 54 | 64 |
| #5 | Th✪mSoN | -0.44 | 64 | 63 |





