








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 242 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,155 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3055 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2632 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1224 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1244 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,784 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 533 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Peeetmanski | 42% | 43 |
| #7 | PartyArti | 40% | 162 |
| #8 | Radon | 39% | 189 |
| #9 | restlessMIND | 38% | 21 |
| #10 | ping | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ping | +3.15 | 69 | 69 |
| #2 | Peeetmanski | +2.08 | 31 | 67 |
| #3 | incendi | +1.78 | 46 | 52 |
| #4 | kS 24 | +1.30 | 46 | 50 |
| #5 | PartyArti | +0.31 | 20 | 51 |





