








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 242 | 31% |
| Smokes | 191 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 202 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 148 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $87,223 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paxt0n | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Never Lucky | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | TomasHarpazo/s | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | Volk | 100% | 3 |
| #5 | Sprdulen | 100% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Volk | 100% | 3 |
| #5 | Sprdulen | 100% | 3 |
| #6 | Jake From StateFarm | 67% | 3 |
| #7 | Slick | 67% | 3 |
| #8 | fizz- | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fizz- | 2 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | TomasHarpazo/s | 1 | 0.0233 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fizz- | 15 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Jake From StateFarm | 14 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #3 | paxt0n | 13 | 0.45 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sprdulen | 10 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #5 | Never Lucky | 10 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TomasHarpazo/s | +9.42 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | paxt0n | +7.32 | 55 | 63 |
| #3 | Never Lucky | +6.39 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | fizz- | +3.24 | 69 | 50 |
| #5 | Sprdulen | +2.64 | 50 | 68 |





