








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2354 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1722 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1216 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1199 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $424,768 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phillis on IEMS | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Geeky | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | tmoe | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geeky | 131 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | phillis on IEMS | 119 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | tmoe | 88 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ugandan Kuckles | 20 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | typeshit | 16 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | typeshit | +6.06 | 85 | 39 |
| #2 | phillis on IEMS | +2.04 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | Pyjamas Power | +0.74 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | Geeky | +0.61 | 64 | 50 |
| #5 | tmoe | -0.19 | 56 | 65 |





