








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 111 | 31% |
| Smokes | 81 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 92 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 77 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $51,205 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skoll | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | toilet ananas nasdas | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | KEEPZEN | 83% | 6 |
| #4 | bigohi | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Kanaaaa | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KEEPZEN | 83% | 6 |
| #4 | bigohi | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Kanaaaa | 67% | 3 |
| #6 | Limo | 67% | 3 |
| #7 | parcoursup | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bigohi | 2 | 0.0313 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEEPZEN | 17 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #2 | parcoursup | 13 | 0.36 | 0 min |
| #3 | Limo | 12 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #4 | toilet ananas nasdas | 5 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | bigohi | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | parcoursup | +7.95 | 72 | 82 |
| #2 | toilet ananas nasdas | +6.49 | 22 | 61 |
| #3 | ⋆。゚☁︎⋆。☾ ゚。 | +6.27 | 54 | 78 |
| #4 | Kanaaaa | +1.01 | 25 | 36 |
| #5 | KEEPZEN | -2.09 | 27 | 46 |





