








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 750 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 602 | 10% |
| Smokes | 1551 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2076 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1822 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $180,332 of utility $21 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MRT33TZ | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | CrashedAce | 47% | 36 |
| #3 | Liquid | 47% | 51 |
| #4 | Frost | 46% | 117 |
| #5 | bake | 44% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Lil_Beasty | 43% | 124 |
| #8 | MAKTAVISH | 42% | 26 |
| #9 | mr pype | 42% | 81 |
| #10 | ogan | 33% | 51 |
| #11 | Bones McGee | 30% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liquid | 107 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Bones McGee | 100 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | MAKTAVISH | 96 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | CrashedAce | 94 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lil_Beasty | 83 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr pype | +6.92 | 89 | 31 |
| #2 | Alonzo Harris | +0.53 | 26 | 29 |
| #3 | Frost | +0.51 | 33 | 27 |
| #4 | CrashedAce | -0.01 | 54 | 64 |
| #5 | MAKTAVISH | -0.64 | 41 | 45 |





