








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3375 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2981 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3015 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2886 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $741,398 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 598 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1mp | 83% | 18 |
| #2 | Chaewon🥰🥰🥰 | 80% | 54 |
| #3 | Phanton | 79% | 63 |
| #4 | rico | 75% | 59 |
| #5 | solo | 68% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | 21 | 0.0195 |
| #2 | Chaewon🥰🥰🥰 | 7 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | solo | 6 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | Born Wid IT | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | fANshu- | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fANshu- | 357 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | rico | 226 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | Jennie ♡ | 216 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Born Wid IT | 214 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Phanton | 199 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | +5.01 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | hanghang1234 | +3.72 | 94 | 51 |
| #3 | K0Mski | +2.66 | 77 | 38 |
| #4 | solo | +2.41 | 94 | 56 |
| #5 | 2023 | +2.25 | 85 | 65 |





