








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1102 | 39% |
| Smokes | 713 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 454 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 579 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $138,003 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ricky | 50% | 56 |
| #2 | ✯KeitZi✯ [FIN] | 49% | 49 |
| #3 | Tommi | 47% | 51 |
| #4 | Vinski | 31% | 29 |
| #5 | pirssi^ | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ricky | 50% | 56 |
| #2 | ✯KeitZi✯ [FIN] | 49% | 49 |
| #3 | Tommi | 47% | 51 |
| #4 | Vinski | 31% | 29 |
| #5 | pirssi^ | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vinski | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Ricky | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Tommi | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | ✯KeitZi✯ [FIN] | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ricky | 292 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tommi | 264 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #3 | ✯KeitZi✯ [FIN] | 198 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Vinski | 66 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | pirssi^ | 20 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mojo | +1.34 | 69 | 73 |
| #2 | Tommi | +0.23 | 49 | 71 |
| #3 | ✯KeitZi✯ [FIN] | +0.10 | 46 | 66 |
| #4 | Ricky | -0.61 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | pirssi^ | -2.52 | 61 | 48 |





