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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4495 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3221 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3457 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2596 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,445,378 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✯KeitZi✯ [FIN] | 42% | 81 |
| #7 | U.S.S.R doGe ☭ | 41% | 29 |
| #8 | MIQI[FIN] | 39% | 28 |
| #9 | Makkonen | 36% | 22 |
| #10 | Mojo | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mojo | 6 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Makkonen | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | U.S.S.R doGe ☭ | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Tommi | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Ricky | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ricky | 469 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | Tommi | 437 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | ✯KeitZi✯ [FIN] | 346 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | Mojo | 171 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #5 | U.S.S.R doGe ☭ | 114 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inkz Jimms.fi | +3.81 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | Harrbin | +2.92 | 74 | 37 |
| #3 | Ricky | +1.25 | 77 | 70 |
| #4 | U.S.S.R doGe ☭ | +0.57 | 50 | 72 |
| #5 | Mojo | +0.44 | 65 | 72 |





