








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 593 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2349 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3206 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1549 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2722 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,019,455 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 485 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JD | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | love | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | Stx | 68% | 28 |
| #4 | Abis | 61% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JD | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | love | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | Stx | 68% | 28 |
| #4 | Abis | 61% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | love | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Abis | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stx | 148 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | Abis | 115 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | JD | 58 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | love | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stx | +3.51 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | Feb- | +2.98 | 86 | 51 |
| #3 | Abis | +2.83 | 94 | 60 |
| #4 | love | +1.09 | 91 | 50 |
| #5 | JD | -0.27 | 69 | 60 |





