








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2152 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2437 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1262 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2277 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $835,231 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 883 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dai | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | floridaman | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | GERALDER | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | Shockwve | 59% | 41 |
| #5 | uviete | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lolzman1984 | 220 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | uviete | 213 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #3 | Appollo | 154 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | I WILL RULE THIS STARK DOMAIN | 137 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | dai | 124 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donkfingus | +2.02 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | dai | +1.57 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | floridaman | +1.51 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | lolzman1984 | +1.31 | 60 | 69 |
| #5 | uviete | +0.62 | 85 | 59 |





