








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 959 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 290 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8612 | 45% |
| Smokes | 4577 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4511 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1287 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,465,320 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avalon | 45% | 55 |
| #2 | Lil Tism | 43% | 35 |
| #3 | dillon | 41% | 63 |
| #4 | RandomToxy | 32% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avalon | 45% | 55 |
| #2 | Lil Tism | 43% | 35 |
| #3 | dillon | 41% | 63 |
| #4 | RandomToxy | 32% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dillon | 21 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | RandomToxy | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Lil Tism | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | Avalon | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Tism | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | RandomToxy | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | dillon | 39 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Avalon | 21 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dillon | +3.07 | 74 | 25 |
| #2 | Andewy | -0.04 | 63 | 69 |
| #3 | RandomToxy | -0.70 | 61 | 37 |
| #4 | Avalon | -1.93 | 46 | 27 |
| #5 | Lil Tism | -2.09 | 34 | 48 |





