








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1082 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 347 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 860 | 19% |
| Smokes | 645 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1460 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1589 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,362,177 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goose | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | pumkin | 51% | 103 |
| #3 | Valor | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | Avalon | 48% | 212 |
| #5 | RandomToxy | 44% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | bill | 43% | 28 |
| #7 | Andewy | 41% | 63 |
| #8 | julienジュ | 41% | 79 |
| #9 | sevxrin | 40% | 150 |
| #10 | movement player | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avalon | 26 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | sevxrin | 22 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | movement player | 22 | 0.0203 |
| #4 | RandomToxy | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Andewy | 9 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sevxrin | 390 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Andewy | 245 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | julienジュ | 118 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | RandomToxy | 80 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Avalon | 78 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pumkin | +2.91 | 87 | 29 |
| #2 | dillon | +2.73 | 69 | 30 |
| #3 | Valor | +0.99 | 52 | 20 |
| #4 | Andewy | -0.75 | 56 | 58 |
| #5 | RandomToxy | -0.89 | 55 | 28 |





