








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 124 | 17% |
| Smokes | 311 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 102 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 196 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $101,674 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steve jobless | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | k⚜︎t | 1 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steve jobless | 132 | 0.35 | 4 min |
| #2 | TSPOON | 22 | 0.36 | 1 min |
| #3 | Onion Eater | 19 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Le Undefin∃d | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | k⚜︎t | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shronk | +3.67 | 78 | 45 |
| #2 | k⚜︎t | +0.08 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | Le Undefin∃d | -0.01 | 67 | 55 |
| #4 | steve jobless | -1.47 | 35 | 66 |
| #5 | Onion Eater | -1.70 | 27 | 51 |





