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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
26 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 87 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2 | 2% |
| Smokes | 31 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 13 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 41 | 47% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,800 of utility $27 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shronk | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | Onion Eater | 0% | 2 |
| #3 | steve jobless | 0% | 2 |
| #4 | TSPOON | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shronk | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | Onion Eater | 0% | 2 |
| #3 | steve jobless | 0% | 2 |
| #4 | TSPOON | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TSPOON | 13 | 0.35 | 0 min |
| #2 | Shronk | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | steve jobless | 5 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shronk | +5.69 | 78 | 45 |
| #2 | steve jobless | -2.68 | 31 | 60 |
| #3 | Jeffrey_Eppy | -3.20 | 78 | 12 |
| #4 | TSPOON | -5.31 | 58 | 72 |
| #5 | Onion Eater | -5.96 | 37 | 38 |





