








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1062 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5495 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3838 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2924 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2457 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,542,170 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 822 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1.2 D | 19 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | naturaal | 15 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | ✪Junnmann | 13 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Šišhkin | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | HARDCOCK 24/7 | 12 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Junnmann | 655 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | naturaal | 493 | 0.35 | 14 min |
| #3 | Šišhkin | 487 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | HARDCOCK 24/7 | 290 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | Storm | 231 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HARDCOCK 24/7 | +2.24 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | papa Margus | +2.22 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | ✪Junnmann | +0.92 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | Šišhkin | +0.84 | 69 | 65 |
| #5 | naturaal | +0.73 | 62 | 74 |





