








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 819 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3039 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2672 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2501 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2311 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,251,968 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 406 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm | 84% | 19 |
| #2 | ✪Junnmann | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | HARDCOCK 24/7 | 56% | 153 |
| #4 | ReDWateR | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | rexdeN1 | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1.2 D | 31 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | HARDCOCK 24/7 | 27 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | papa Margus | 23 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | rexdeN1 | 19 | 0.0287 |
| #5 | naturaal | 16 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | papa Margus | 716 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #2 | naturaal | 594 | 0.35 | 17 min |
| #3 | HARDCOCK 24/7 | 538 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #4 | 1.2 D | 308 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | ReDWateR | 126 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Junnmann | +3.67 | 68 | 76 |
| #2 | rexdeN1 | +2.86 | 72 | 52 |
| #3 | HARDCOCK 24/7 | +2.82 | 81 | 59 |
| #4 | Šišhkin | +1.20 | 69 | 65 |
| #5 | ReDWateR | +1.16 | 67 | 72 |





