








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2171 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2110 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1627 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1378 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,048 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1 | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | Noveleto | 73% | 15 |
| #3 | r1vo | 63% | 35 |
| #4 | t.tv/lrromero | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | F3LPPZ | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trëma | 17 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | seixo papinto | 10 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | hor$e | 7 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | FX. evuL | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | bleizaoF | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trëma | 412 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | FX. evuL | 313 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | bleizaoF | 287 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | r1vo | 160 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | t.tv/lrromero | 111 | 0.37 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FX. evuL | +3.13 | 70 | 76 |
| #2 | F1 | +2.36 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | r1vo | +1.84 | 76 | 77 |
| #4 | wheres2 | +1.15 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | trëma | +1.10 | 73 | 58 |





