








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 428 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,762 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7297 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5830 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6003 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4632 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,019 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEN LILLE | 57% | 191 |
| #2 | Samourai | 55% | 75 |
| #3 | Nadror | 53% | 175 |
| #4 | Artyon | 52% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEN LILLE | 57% | 191 |
| #2 | Samourai | 55% | 75 |
| #3 | Nadror | 53% | 175 |
| #4 | Artyon | 52% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEN LILLE | 24 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Nadror | 21 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Samourai | 15 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Artyon | 11 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEN LILLE | 961 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #2 | Nadror | 579 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | Artyon | 375 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | Samourai | 138 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nocah_oni | +1.20 | 72 | 67 |
| #2 | Nadror | +0.38 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | DEN LILLE | +0.09 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | Samourai | -0.48 | 72 | 48 |
| #5 | Artyon | -0.94 | 38 | 53 |





