








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1343 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1632 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1632 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 974 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $382,929 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪ | Lost Boy ♛ ⭕⃤ | 64% | 11 |
| #6 | AMG45s Peek- | SirDaniiWuu「CN | 59% | 68 |
| #7 | Hide on bush | 57% | 44 |
| #8 | ✪ Papillon | 56% | 9 |
| #9 | Angelbo | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angelbo | 7 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | White Room- | 死 | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Weyy! Pan | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Hide on bush | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ✪ | Lost Boy ♛ ⭕⃤ | 2 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMG45s Peek- | SirDaniiWuu「CN | 313 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | White Room- | 死 | 304 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Weyy! Pan | 230 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | Hide on bush | 194 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | Angelbo | 82 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weyy! Pan | +3.81 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | White Room- | RA1DEN- | +2.73 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | White Room- | 死 | +2.60 | 77 | 58 |
| #4 | ✪ | Lost Boy ♛ ⭕⃤ | +2.28 | 66 | 77 |
| #5 | Angelbo | -0.54 | 61 | 56 |





