








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2898 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2791 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1580 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1064 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $401,541 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (EMPY) | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | White Room- | 死 | 63% | 120 |
| #3 | ich1nose- | 63% | 125 |
| #4 | White Room- | RA1DEN- | 57% | 44 |
| #5 | ✪ Papillon | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Weyy! Pan | 49% | 41 |
| #8 | Angelbo | 49% | 39 |
| #9 | AMG45s Peek- | SirDaniiWuu「CN | 49% | 113 |
| #10 | White Room- | K1ANA- 「CN」 | 44% | 43 |
| #11 | ✪ | Lost Boy ♛ ⭕⃤ | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weyy! Pan | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Angelbo | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | AMG45s Peek- | SirDaniiWuu「CN | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ✪ | Lost Boy ♛ ⭕⃤ | 4 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | ich1nose- | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | White Room- | 死 | 548 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | ich1nose- | 507 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | AMG45s Peek- | SirDaniiWuu「CN | 504 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #4 | White Room- | RA1DEN- | 171 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | Weyy! Pan | 168 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (EMPY) | +3.97 | 86 | 46 |
| #2 | ich1nose- | +3.16 | 78 | 52 |
| #3 | White Room- | 死 | +3.09 | 76 | 54 |
| #4 | White Room- | RA1DEN- | +2.80 | 70 | 48 |
| #5 | Weyy! Pan | +2.69 | 69 | 56 |





