








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,713 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3519 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3734 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2574 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2886 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $615,920 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ich1nose- | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | FLIPENDO | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | White Room- | 死 | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | Weyy! Pan | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | AMG45s Peek- | SirDaniiWuu「CN | 48% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Weyy! Pan | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | AMG45s Peek- | SirDaniiWuu「CN | 48% | 69 |
| #6 | White Room- | K1ANA- 「CN」 | 44% | 36 |
| #7 | Angelbo | 42% | 26 |
| #8 | Hide on bush | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angelbo | 5 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | White Room- | 死 | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | White Room- | K1ANA- 「CN」 | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | ich1nose- | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Weyy! Pan | 2 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMG45s Peek- | SirDaniiWuu「CN | 339 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #2 | ich1nose- | 287 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | White Room- | 死 | 262 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | Hide on bush | 130 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| #5 | White Room- | K1ANA- 「CN」 | 127 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | White Room- | 死 | +3.01 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | ich1nose- | +2.85 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | White Room- | K1ANA- 「CN」 | +2.48 | 81 | 52 |
| #4 | Weyy! Pan | +2.38 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | FLIPENDO | +0.29 | 62 | 75 |





