








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 149 matches | ||
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4472 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2730 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 5057 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4681 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,180,034 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3445 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | AeroSCHMITZ | 56% | 62 |
| #3 | Schwertzz | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | yaB!sh | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | x1naida | 44% | 68 |
| #6 | XACRACRA | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AeroSCHMITZ | 232 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | x1naida | 230 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | yaB!sh | 164 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | XACRACRA | 89 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Schwertzz | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEDUR | +3.07 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | AeroSCHMITZ | +0.94 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | x1naida | +0.94 | 70 | 64 |
| #4 | yaB!sh | +0.01 | 85 | 79 |
| #5 | Schwertzz | -1.55 | 64 | 46 |





